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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Besharam
Last weekend was a friend's birthday and a bunch of us from work went out for dinner and then later on to a bar. Not just any bar, however. This was a gay bar.

Once a month The Fly nightclub has an Indian night called "Besharam", in Hindi meaning "Shameless". I've heard stories of all kinds of weird stuff going on. I didn't mind though. I've got my share of acquaintances who live alternative lifestyles, and I've pretty much seen it all.

In fact, I was sincerely looking forward to catching a little girl-on-girl action. Unfortunately the event must've been pretty toned down from before, because inside there wasn't really much to distinguish it from a regular "straight" night club. All of the women I ran into that night had shaved underarms, and there were no requests for the Indigo Girls (or even an Indian equivalent).

What really disappointed me, however, was that there were no free drinks to be had at all. I stood up at the bar looking my sexiest hoping that for once someone would buy me a drink, and not once did any guy approach me. Maybe there's some technique to scoring drinks that I'm not clueing in to. Should I whore myself up some more? Keep a roll of quarters in my pants? Do a that move that Sharon Stone did in Basic Instinct?

Ladies... some help here please. I'm counting on your input.

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