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Monday, January 01, 2007

Does Roto-Rooter Do Nostrils?
Liquid-Plumbr is a neat little product. It comes as two separate liquids in a plastic bottle that get mixed and foam up when you pour them down the drain. Ten minutes later, no more clog.

I was thinking about this last night as I lay in bed with a cold I'd been battling all weekend. Participating in the usual New Year's festivities didn't help things.

There are few things more frustrating than having to mouth breathe while you sleep. I had already tried the Dristan and was eyeing the bottle of corrosive liquid lying on the ground.

Fortunately laziness won over discomfort and I left the "foaming pipe snake" in its place. Judging by all the warnings on the packaging I probably would have vapourized myself if I didn't.

As far as interior cleansings go however, I don't think you could get much cleaner. Who needs bran muffins?

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